How is it that the Presidential Suite has so many great ladies?

It's really not rocket science! Good Ladies deserve to earn good money, so we have tweaked the total cost you pay, to ensure they finish up with the lions share. Add to that, what is considered to be one of the most generous bonus systems the industry has to offer and & bingo - lots of very happy Ladies. That of course translates to lots of very happy clients and is the reason behind the original question - simple really!

Don’t just take our word for it - come visit the best Melbourne Brothel and you be the judge.

FURTHER INFO

Loyalty Program

If the Banks and the Airlines can do it, then so can we! Our Client Loyalty Program is confidential and there are no cards to carry. If you’re not already onboard, ask us at you next visit & start getting something for nothing.

Sexual Service for Disabled People

In collaboration with Presidential Suite, “Frankston Weekly” and “Peninsular Weekly” newspapers carry a great story about the disabled community and their access (or lack of it), to Melbourne brothels and the sexual services the rest of us take for granted.

Come in and check us out. No need to stay!

If you’ve not been in before, we would love to show you how a real Brothel operates. It’s private, spacious and has large comfortable rooms – all with their own ensuits.

No need to call first – just drop by and have a chat to the shift Manager. She will be happy to show you around and we are sure you will be impressed. There is no obligation to meet the Ladies or make a booking (unless you would like to of course). Feel free to compare us with any other Seaford or Frankston Brothel.

Is price your highest priority? We hope not!

Regardless of what you spend on sex, if you don’t get good service, you’ve wasted the lot. If it’s a quality unrushed experience you’re after, then we’d like to show you how it’s done. Check our “Services Page” to see how little “our” good time will set you back.

What's legal? What's not?

The Victorian Government has gone to great lengths to ensure working Ladies and their Clients enjoy the safest environment possible, by enforcing strict controls over who we are & how we operate.

That same Government has no control over premises masquerading as massage shops, who illegally offer sex for payment (happy endings etc). Unlike a licensed Brothel, they are not visited by the Health Department and the Sex Workers who work there are not required to have regular medical checks & that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

And did you know – when Police raid an illegal Brothel they have the power to arrest any Client found on the premises – now that’s not a good look!

BYO Partner

We do room rental – for those times when the back of the ute just won’t cut it. Do your own thing in one of our cosy rooms with everything supplied. Minimum rental period – one hour

Payment Options

We have Eftpos facilities and an in-house ATM for your convenience. Your bank statement will make no reference to our business name or the sex industry.

We have a driver

For those times when a taxi is impossible to get, we are happy to run you home after your booking. Currently only available on Friday and Saturday nights. Servicing Melbourne Southern suburbs and Mornington Peninsular.

Parking

We have plenty of discreet on-site parking. The surrounding area is non-residential and offers an abundance of street parking for larger vehicles or work vans with trailers.

Tradies & Truckies

The Australian Transport Safety Bureau recommends that you “Secure Your Load”. Presidential Suite recommends Ansell Healthcare Products. Feel free to park your load at our place, any time you like.